and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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