It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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