he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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