Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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