So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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