only if we run a train.
done.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
This is the prime rib incident all over again
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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