if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
