Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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