I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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