YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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