She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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