That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Acid is not a monday night drug
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
