There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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