i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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