Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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