First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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