Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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