he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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