well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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