White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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