So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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