But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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