But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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