I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night