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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him

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(858): He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him http://tfl.nu/yvui

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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.

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(412): About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits. http://tfl.nu/4vnm

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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made

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(714): Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made http://tfl.nu/j4f1

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(512): View more from Texas

Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.

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(512): Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food. http://tfl.nu/gt6w

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..

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(303): I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed.. http://tfl.nu/ghfh

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(703): View more from Virginia

Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other

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(703): Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other http://tfl.nu/yr17

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(207): View more from Maine

Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.

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(207): Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck. http://tfl.nu/rwsp

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again

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(978): No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again http://tfl.nu/wayk

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...

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(+44): The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off... http://tfl.nu/dj4h

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.

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(910): I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with. http://tfl.nu/a0xq

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(615): View more from Tennessee

We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.

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(615): We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video. http://tfl.nu/j3gr

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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?

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(504): I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game? http://tfl.nu/ymnf

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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.

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(816): It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one. http://tfl.nu/pa8f

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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.

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(860): New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall. http://tfl.nu/yba5

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(541): View more from Oregon

It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now

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(541): It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now http://tfl.nu/avxl

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