dude you need to get laid
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
Send us your Text From Last Night!
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
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Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
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Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.