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Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
we're blogging at a bar
Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?