I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
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Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
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Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
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i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person