It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?