the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.