I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.