WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.