yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious