hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
organizing the empties. That sober.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.