she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.