I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.