Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb