i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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sex in a hospital.. check
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?