I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Send us your Text From Last Night!
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car