I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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