Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.