And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING