Best Nights of All Time

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…

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• (949): View more from California

  the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?

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• (714): View more from California

  My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.

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• (716): View more from New York

  This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min

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