You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night