Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....