My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack