I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding