I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
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