You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.