My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?