When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Woman Using Lunch Break To Find Another Job Gets Hilariously Snitched On By The Local News
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?