Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?