Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.