When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
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I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.