you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
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I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.