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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker

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(254): his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker http://tfl.nu/f6e1

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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...

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(254): I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer... http://tfl.nu/1ty6

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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.

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(254): Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes. http://tfl.nu/elqh

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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day

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(254): our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day http://tfl.nu/vjaj

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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.

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(254): I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah. http://tfl.nu/4ff0

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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.

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(254): Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working. http://tfl.nu/apns

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you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.

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(254): you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it. http://tfl.nu/sgly

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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.

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(254): oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all. http://tfl.nu/jllt

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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.

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(254): It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway. http://tfl.nu/k2oc

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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"

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(254): The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro" http://tfl.nu/wdu7

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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30

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(254): I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30 http://tfl.nu/3ama

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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.

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(254): Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing. http://tfl.nu/4vl2

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I'M GETTING MARRIED!

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YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!

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(254): I'M GETTING MARRIED! (512): YOU'RE STILL MARRIED! http://tfl.nu/48vu

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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.

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(254): He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy. http://tfl.nu/6702

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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American

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(254): He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American http://tfl.nu/3hjs

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