so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
Cake is only good when you eat it
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?