my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
come find me please
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"