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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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