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  I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth

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  surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on

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  I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.

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  My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious

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  ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...

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  Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa

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  Oh Jesus.

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  By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone

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  my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus

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  and who said we didn't have goals?

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  U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"

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  I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?

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  my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.

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  Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"

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  I have so much to learn from you, wise slut

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  so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.

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  The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.

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