I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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