Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
